I wrote this in 2018 – I suspect I was going through a bit of “I should write” phase. It’s nothing but a plot synopsis, and to be honest I’d forgotten so much about it that the end made me laugh. So I thought I’d pop it up here since it’ll never ever see the light of day otherwise. BTW: I’ve never read a Gwenpool story in my life, I have no idea why Toronto (except i think I once did a deadpool sample that was set in toronto).
Also, this might work for another character, but I’d have to come up with a Lobo like/superhero that’s a bit daft.
26 March 2018
Gwenpool goes to a restaurant in Toronto, downstairs she starts shooting all round here, then slowly it’s revealed that this is an annual event for her, as one by one the patrons die but are replaced by newer/scarier versions of themselves – weird blob like aliens in humanoid form. “I do this every year, if I don’t the little buggers would just take the place over!”. Eventually everything is calmed down, everyone seemingly dead “Oh, they’re not dead. As a matter of fact, they’re a single organism, that splits up, but doing this every year just keeps it at a manageable level. Plus, it’s fun, y’know?”
A Sudden shunt of wind, Gwenpool forced out a hall and a door.
Then through the gap in the door, a gooey alien blob like thing comes out and starts hammering the doorway shut. Gwenpool’s eye’s widen as the alien creature withdraws, and an arm slivers through the gap and draws letters over the doorway “Please leave us alone – we’re just trying to run a nice restaurant”.
Gwenpool “I mean, I assume they’d take over the world. To be honest, I’ve never really asked them”.